Note: The following interview may not be suitable for people owning dogs.
Wait… dogs?
Ok… Well you can read the revised edition after the original
THE ORIGINAL
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
Hello mark
Mark says:
hi
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
hows the life going?
Mark says: ok-ish
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
have you seen any circumsized penguins recently?
Mark says:
ummm… no…
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
so mark, our readers want to know all aboutyour new song, whats it called again?
Mark says:
song?
Mark says:
what song?
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
oh didnt you hear?
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
while you were sleeptalking, we recorded your voice and played it backwards
Mark says:
was there a secret message?
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
HOW DARE YOU PLAY MY VOICE BACKWARDS, YOUR HOUSE WILL DIE. DIE. DIE.
Mark says:
well, thats self explanatory isn’t it?
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
what about the people who live in cardboard boxes, like nico? Will their houses die?
Mark says:
how could you tell that nico lived in a cardboard box? i never knew…
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
Elementary, dear Watson. You’re name’s watson, right?
REVISED EDITION:
(note: this interview has been censored, changed and removed for your viewing/reading pleasure)
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
Hello mark
Mark says:
hi
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
hows the life going?
Mark says:
MY LIFE IS ABSOLITELY WONDERFUL.
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
have you seen any circumsizeds(circus) penguins recently?
Mark says:
Stay in school
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
so mark, our readers want to know all about your new song, whats it called again?
Mark says:
1, 2, 3 A, B, C Stop smoking and Learn with me
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
oh didnt you hear?
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
while you were sleeptalking, we recorded your voice and played it FRONTwards
Mark says:
was there a SUPER DUPER ULTRA WOOPER secret message?
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
NO THERE WAS NOT. WINK WINK.
Mark says:
well, thats self explanatory isn’t it?
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
what about the people who live in cardboard boxes, like nico?
Mark says:
evict them
Stuffwithryan.wordpress.com your no1 point for high quality crap says:
And the moral of the interview is:
never trust smoothies because one day the sun WILL go down
If you have no idea what is going on, don’t worry, its normal.
LMFAO