To:
The King Of Uruguay
Uruguay
(I dont know any places in Urgay, sorry)
From:
Bodhana
On a rock, reaching enlightenment
Hello. I am sorry if you cannot read this, I don’t speak Uruguayan. I do speak French, unlike Girls Aloud, but let’s leave that out for the moment. Recently, while thinking on my rock (my mother, my pet and my sofa all rolled into one granite-filled thing), I have had a number of thoughts. I don’t know who to speak to at a time like this, recently I have gone through a lot of trauma(both my bitches died, my dog and my girlfriend) and I thought: ‘Yruagay’. So here I am, writing a letter to you. I am the second most interesting person on the earth(the first is ‘Antipas Moson Chumum’), so you will be ‘glued to your screens’.
So, How does my voice sound? How does goose taste? and What does Micheal Jackson remind me of?
The answer to all of these questions is ‘Like A Duck On Drugs’, also the name of a popular album released by Moss-A-Lee-In-D(Moselynd).
Oh dear, look at the time! I must stop writing and swim in the ‘Angry Mum’ river.
Next chapter up soon
-_-” (oh dear…)
