Are you bored? Do you want to have some fun? Do you have no feminine charm whatsoever and the only female person you talk to is your mother?
If the answer to the third question is YES, then you should get out of your basement and start getting a social life. But if the answer to the first 2 questions are yes, then you’re eligible to play SPEAK-SAY!
SPEAK-SAY is a game where you watch two people speaking far away and act out their conversation, only not quite the same. For example, if you saw an elderly couple, you could pretend they were speaking about sex, when really they were discussing the economy. (Or even the other way around, if you prefer political situations over intercourse). The hilarity caused is great for the family!
You gain a point if
What you said fits with whatever they were saying.
You finish speaking as they speak.
You give them an accent
You lose a point if
They see you playing, and think you’re mentally retarded.
You don’t fit with what their saying.
The end the conversation before you end Speak-Say.
This game is brilliant, but don’t just ask us! Our satisfied customers have this to say:
Speak-Say has changed my life. I’m finally making friends and being cool. How fun.
Omar 3000
I tried Speak-Say for the first time. Three minutes into the game, and I was pregnant already! Thank you Speak-Say!
Mrs. Pesto
Back in the day of pennywagons, we didn’t have Speak-Say. We had fun by throwing football at the smallest boy in the group. First we would grab our own balls, and after we would feel greatly satisfied…
CCTV Kerman
So what are you waiting for? Buy the Speak-Say starter pack today!
Take two a day and keep away from children. If you have an allergy to milk, gluten-hydroxinatomonochlorosulphuricdioxide or ostrich eggs, then please refrain from playing Speak-Say. Warning, may contain cancer.
