My view on stuff

SPEAK-SAY

duelonx — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:49:52 +0000

Are you bored? Do you want to have some fun? Do you have no feminine charm whatsoever and the only female person you talk to is your mother?

If the answer to the third question is YES, then you should get out of your basement and start getting a social life. But if the answer to the first 2 questions are yes, then you’re eligible to play SPEAK-SAY!

SPEAK-SAY is a game where you watch two people speaking far away and act out their conversation, only not quite the same. For example, if you saw an elderly couple, you could pretend they were speaking about sex, when really they were discussing the economy. (Or even the other way around, if you prefer political situations over intercourse). The hilarity caused is great for the family!

You gain a point if
What you said fits with whatever they were saying.
You finish speaking as they speak.
You give them an accent

You lose a point if
They see you playing, and think you’re mentally retarded.
You don’t fit with what their saying.
The end the conversation before you end Speak-Say.

This game is brilliant, but don’t just ask us! Our satisfied customers have this to say:

Speak-Say has changed my life. I’m finally making friends and being cool. How fun.
Omar 3000

I tried Speak-Say for the first time. Three minutes into the game, and I was pregnant already! Thank you Speak-Say!
Mrs. Pesto

Back in the day of pennywagons, we didn’t have Speak-Say. We had fun by throwing football at the smallest boy in the group. First we would grab our own balls, and after we would feel greatly satisfied…
CCTV Kerman

So what are you waiting for? Buy the Speak-Say starter pack today!

Take two a day and keep away from children. If you have an allergy to milk, gluten-hydroxinatomonochlorosulphuricdioxide or ostrich eggs, then please refrain from playing Speak-Say. Warning, may contain cancer.

Borscht: Return To The Screen

duelonx — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:44:14 +0000

Imagine watching all of your favourite movies, with the main character being Borscht. Every time.

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IRON BORSCHT:

Borscht finds some super suit that turns her into IRON BORSCHT, an ironified version of her. She abuses this power greatly and ends up killing everyone and marrying Raphy.

Special|Return|Borscht Shorts!

duelonx — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:23:21 +0000

Jozzam: Jezzam!

Jezzam: What is it, Jozzam?

Jozzam: Oh Jezzam, I can’t find my shoes

Awwww from audience

Jezzam: I feel sad

Awwww from audience

Borscht: My cat went missing, my wife left me and my husband has caught terminal cancer

Laughter from audience

Special|Return|

duelonx — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:23:47 +0000

Jezzam: Honey, I’m hooooooooome!

Laughter from audience

Jozzam: Oh, Jezzam, you and your antics

Laughter from audience

Borscht: Hallo?

Crickets. Then Crickets stop.

Sites|Uncle Jesse’s House Of Crap+CHUMUM IS BACK

duelonx — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 13:13:45 +0000

Thats right chillun, there’s now a new site to visit. The most RETARDED site in all the land, please visit: http://www.wwujd.com/unclejessesdiary.htm

The most retarded site in the land. Speaking of retarded, CHUMUM IS BACK! Please visit him at his new house:
www.chumum2.wordpress.com
He’s cooking up trouble, with his hit new soap, FAMILY MUM. Also, he will probably move back to his original. Anyway, I’m posting from the ICT rooms. That wasn’t necessary, but who gives a crap?
Uncle Jesse? (He doesn’t have to give a crap, he IS crap)

Anyway, I’m gonna chill from this blog for a bit, so the posts won’t come as regularly. Anyway, if you miss me, send me a comment. If you don’t miss me, also send me a comment.
Tis all,

Others|Letters to Important People|Letter 1-The King of Uruguay

duelonx — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:57:38 +0000

To:
The King Of Uruguay
Uruguay
(I dont know any places in Urgay, sorry)

From:
Bodhana
On a rock, reaching enlightenment

Hello. I am sorry if you cannot read this, I don’t speak Uruguayan. I do speak French, unlike Girls Aloud, but let’s leave that out for the moment. Recently, while thinking on my rock (my mother, my pet and my sofa all rolled into one granite-filled thing), I have had a number of thoughts. I don’t know who to speak to at a time like this, recently I have gone through a lot of trauma(both my bitches died, my dog and my girlfriend) and I thought: ‘Yruagay’. So here I am, writing a letter to you. I am the second most interesting person on the earth(the first is ‘Antipas Moson Chumum’), so you will be ‘glued to your screens’.
So, How does my voice sound? How does goose taste? and What does Micheal Jackson remind me of?
The answer to all of these questions is ‘Like A Duck On Drugs’, also the name of a popular album released by Moss-A-Lee-In-D(Moselynd).
Oh dear, look at the time! I must stop writing and swim in the ‘Angry Mum’ river.

Next chapter up soon
-_-” (oh dear…)

Song|Chumum Tribute|Mum Is Dead

duelonx — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 13:19:56 +0000

[Ryan and Francis]
Mum is dead
Mum is dead
Mind your head
Cause Mum is dead

[Borscht]
Here I Am, looking cool
Dont tell me to play the fool
Compared to me, You all drool
Mool?

[MRs PEsto]
Hey ho from the Bike Sheds
I’m sorry for all this noise
But could I have a -matey
She needs to meet the catholic boys

[Ryan and Francis]
Who killed Mum
Cause Mum Is Dead
I blame Alphainventions
Please mind your head

[Lisa]
Chatting up Steven Speilburg
His hairsyles quite groovy
Shut the f**k up
Coz this is a terrible movie

[Napoleons Mum]
Its like an infection
When I see you, i get an erection
Then i start Masturbation
Soon enough, its ejaculation

[Ryan and Francis]
Who killed Mum
Cause Mum Is Dead
I blame Alphainventions
Please mind your head

Mum is dead
Mum is dead
Mind your head
Cause Mum is dead
dead
dead
dead

Chumum is dead.

Well guys, Its the end of Chumum, so it looks like I’m going too. It’s been a good run, and I’m glad to end on this note:L

My final stats =)

Journal|Chumum

duelonx — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:04:37 +0000

Mums, Chums and Dum Dums, there has been an announcement. I think that Chumum.wordpress.com is dead. Unfortunateloi, while visiting the house of Chums, I discovered no content on the site at all. Only ghosts wailing ‘Deeath to aaallllll’. Sorry this is so short, i will post a Chumum MEmorial Later. ITs 11:23 and i need rest. Gnight all.

P.s its terribly raining here. lovely British weather.

Interview|Mark

duelonx — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:51:41 +0000

Note: The following interview may not be suitable for people owning dogs.

Wait… dogs?

Ok… Well you can read the revised edition after the original

THE ORIGINAL